*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Bron: devoures, via laughed)

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i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

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you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 


(Bron: rhydonmyhardon, via spoof)

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via pizzota)

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ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Bron: deadtrash, via laughed)

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laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via spoof)

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reblog if you cried 

(via pizzota)

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